The dutch government is heading for communism, they want their farmer’s land to house refugees and empty supermarkets prove that without farmers there is no food. Queer nonsense to anyone well informed and rather pathetic, if it wasn’t announced on one of America’s biggest newschannels. By a girl calling herself Eva Vlaardingerbroek, legal philosopher.
Philosopher. That’s ancient Greek for a wise person. Someone who knows a lot, who’s seen a lot and who had read the whole library once, twice and once more. Unfortunately, philosopher is not an official title. Anyone can call themselves a philosopher, even girls on their first box of tampons. I used to think that Eva Vlaardingerbroek and Raisa Blommestijn were two names for one person, or at least that they came out of the same mold of a Great Reset-factory. But no: the bleached anus of the dutch complot theorists comes in two pack.
Still, the same shit comes out. Empty supermarkets proving the need of farmers? Fox News watching people might be thick enough to believe that, but how can they know supermarkets in The Netherlands were empty because angry farmers blocked distribution centers to avoid kiwi’s flewn in from New Zealand, avocado’s from Portugal and broccoli from Zimbabwe to reach stores. Saying that the dutch government is aiming for communism, especially in a country where anti-communisme is still strong, is rather hate speach. Staing that farmer’s land is being confisquated for housing of refugees is too stupid to be believed, but yes, that counts for most of the Fox News audience.
Eva Vlaardingerbroek pinned her performance on her Twitter-account. She’s proud of herself and with reason. It is rather smart to fool a newschannel that size. But on the other hand she’s making a fool of The Netherlands in front of millions of people. Her narcisme ejaculates over our backs. Fox should have introduced her as complot theorist or wappie. She’d still have her moment of fame, but without damaging the reputation of The Netherlands.
Eva Vlaardingerbroek, dance on TikTok to satisfy your narcism, but stay away from the title philosopher. At least until you’re old and wise. Somewhere by the end of this century.